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Chris Rock On...
Chris Rock On
Known for his irreverent style of comedy, Chris Rock has become a major draw with his live shows around the world. The Emmy Award winning Brooklyn native recently performed two sold out shows at Atlantic City's Borgata Hotel and the crowd went wild with his raw and bawdy new stand-up routine. Blackvoices.com was there to catch all of the action, and to share what the former 'Saturday Night Live' star had to say on topics ranging from celebrities, politics, sex and the economy.
President George W. Bush
"George Bush has f***ed up so bad he made it hard for a white man to run for president. People are like, 'Give me a black man, a white women, a giraffe, a zebra. Anything but another white man. The last one f***ed up my roof'"
Barack Obama's Name
"Barack Obama the blackest name I've ever heard in my life. It don't get much blacker than that sh*t. I've been black for forty years, I've never met a Barack or an Obama. That's the blackest name of all time, that's right next to Dikembe Mutombo."
Barack Obama On Race
"And he's so calm and cool sometimes I think he doesn't even realize he's the black candidate. He's so relaxed, he's thinking he could win this thing fair and square."
John McCain
"Who do we have running for president, John McCain? Good for him. John. McCain. 72 years old. He was too old ten years ago. He's so old he use to own Sidney Poitier. Who's going to be his Vice President? A nurse!?"
Hillary Clinton Leaving The Presidential Race
"I'm glad Hilary is out of this motherf***er. She would not leave, even when she lost she was like, 'I have to figure out what I'm going to do.' Get off the court like the Lakers did."
Bill Clinton Back In The White House
"I don't even understand why Hilary wanted the job as president. It didn't even make no sense. So let me get this straight; she going to work in an office where her husband got blow jobs in!? Ain't that much redecorating in the world. 'Well the Oval Office is now the rectangle office.'"
Michelle Obama In The White House
"It's going to be hard for Barack, because Barack Obama has a black wife. And I don't believe a black woman can be first lady of the United States. Don't get me wrong, a black woman can be president with no problem. Could you imagine telling your black wife that you're president? 'Honey I'm president' [She'll say,] 'No, we're president!'"
Being Like Tiger Woods
"If Barack Obama wants to president he has to get himself a white girl. Look what it did for Tiger Woods -- took him to the next level. Made that smile even that much bigger. Like a mouth full of golf balls."
Black Men and Fat White Women
"We like a big white woman. That's what makes black woman so mad. Cause they know Rosie O'Donnell can walk into any black club in America and get a black man. And she don't even like men!"
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Filed under: Exclusives, Interviews, MoviesMike Epps has been making fans laugh since he hit the scene in Ice Cube's comedy, 'Next Friday.' The 38-year-old comic has worked consistently since making his Hollywood debut, with roles in films like 'Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins,' 'Dr. Doolittle 2,' 'The... Read More
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Filed under: Exclusives, Interviews, Movies, TelevisionJ. August Richards works more than the average actor. Since the Washington, DC native made his debut in Hollywood with a guest appearance on 'The Cosby Show,' he's worked consistently starring on television shows like 'Angel' and 'Conviction,'... Read More
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