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Chris Rock On...

    Chris Rock On
    Known for his irreverent style of comedy, Chris Rock has become a major draw with his live shows around the world. The Emmy Award winning Brooklyn native recently performed two sold out shows at Atlantic City's Borgata Hotel and the crowd went wild with his raw and bawdy new stand-up routine. Blackvoices.com was there to catch all of the action, and to share what the former 'Saturday Night Live' star had to say on topics ranging from celebrities, politics, sex and the economy.

    President George W. Bush
    "George Bush has f***ed up so bad he made it hard for a white man to run for president. People are like, 'Give me a black man, a white women, a giraffe, a zebra. Anything but another white man. The last one f***ed up my roof'"

    Barack Obama's Name
    "Barack Obama the blackest name I've ever heard in my life. It don't get much blacker than that sh*t. I've been black for forty years, I've never met a Barack or an Obama. That's the blackest name of all time, that's right next to Dikembe Mutombo."

    Barack Obama On Race
    "And he's so calm and cool sometimes I think he doesn't even realize he's the black candidate. He's so relaxed, he's thinking he could win this thing fair and square."

    John McCain
    "Who do we have running for president, John McCain? Good for him. John. McCain. 72 years old. He was too old ten years ago. He's so old he use to own Sidney Poitier. Who's going to be his Vice President? A nurse!?"

    Hillary Clinton Leaving The Presidential Race
    "I'm glad Hilary is out of this motherf***er. She would not leave, even when she lost she was like, 'I have to figure out what I'm going to do.' Get off the court like the Lakers did."

    Bill Clinton Back In The White House
    "I don't even understand why Hilary wanted the job as president. It didn't even make no sense. So let me get this straight; she going to work in an office where her husband got blow jobs in!? Ain't that much redecorating in the world. 'Well the Oval Office is now the rectangle office.'"

    Michelle Obama In The White House
    "It's going to be hard for Barack, because Barack Obama has a black wife. And I don't believe a black woman can be first lady of the United States. Don't get me wrong, a black woman can be president with no problem. Could you imagine telling your black wife that you're president? 'Honey I'm president' [She'll say,] 'No, we're president!'"

    Being Like Tiger Woods
    "If Barack Obama wants to president he has to get himself a white girl. Look what it did for Tiger Woods -- took him to the next level. Made that smile even that much bigger. Like a mouth full of golf balls."

    Black Men and Fat White Women
    "We like a big white woman. That's what makes black woman so mad. Cause they know Rosie O'Donnell can walk into any black club in America and get a black man. And she don't even like men!"

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Filed under: It's All Reel, Entertainment Coming out next month in limited theaters is 'Black Dynamite', which stars Michael Jai White. Directed by Scott Sanders, the films also features Salli Richardson-Whitfield, Obba Babatunde, Kym Whitley, Mykelti Williamson, Bokeem Woodbine, Kevin Chapman,... Read More

Filed under: It's All Reel, Entertainment While there's plenty of time before next summer, Paramount is releasing various posters of the cast from 'Star Trek', and today they put out a new poster of Uhura, who is the young communications officer on the USS Enterprise, and will be played by Zoe... Read More

Filed under: It's All Reel, EntertainmentAfter all the hype and magazine covers and endless talk amongst teens, the vampire flick 'Twilight' is finally in theaters. Is it worth seeing? Is it any good? Does it matter what's written or said? The answer is no to all, but it certainly leaves room... Read More

Filed under: It's All Reel, Entertainment Just released this week is 'Tropic Thunder' Unrated Director's Cut two-disc DVD and Blu-ray, as well as in a single-disc DVD from Paramount Home Entertainment. Directed by Ben Stiller, the cast includes himself, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Nick Nolte,... Read More

Filed under: It's All Reel, Entertainment Just when Eddie Murphy stated earlier this year that he may be ready to hang it up, especially after the dismal performance of his last film, 'Meet Dave', word from the trades is that Universal Pictures Imagine Entertainment is thinking of making a third... Read More

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Filed under: BV Buzz, EntertainmentBy Jawn Murray, BlackVoices.com A rep for Katt Williams confirmed for the BV Buzz that the comic will take some time off to deal with his personal problems. "Following an arduous 300 shows and an 18-month touring schedule that... Read More

Filed under: BV Buzz, EntertainmentBy Jawn Murray, BlackVoices.com 'The View's' Sherri Shepherd is one of the many talents whose voice can be heard in 'Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.' The 41-year-old, who was an actress on shows... Read More

Filed under: BV Buzz, Entertainment By Jawn Murray, BlackVoices.com Soul crooner Chico DeBarge is readying his return to music scene. The youngest of the DeBarge family of singers, the 42-year-old vocalist (whose full name is Jonathan Arthur... Read More

Filed under: BV Buzz, EntertainmentBy Jawn Murray, BlackVoices.com Most reality TV stars fade into oblivion shortly after their season airs. Not the case with Omarosa, the breakout star of 'The Apprentice' who has... Read More

Filed under: BV Buzz, EntertainmentBy Jawn Murray, BlackVoices.com Life is good for 19-year-old entertainer Corbin Bleu. His new movie 'High School Musical 3: Senior Year' topped the box office with a whopping $42 million this past weekend. ... Read More

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