In our world of freaky governors and mayors, we've lost sight of the real reason most politicians get in trouble: graft.Fortunately, we've got former Mayor Sharpe James, who is accused of spending 20 years fleecing the city of Newark, washing the hands of his cronies and friends, strong-arming the political establishment and generally being a badboy black politician who got anyone over age 50 to vote for him because that's all he needed to win.
But not once was he ever accused of any crime involving the unzipping of his pants. Now that's what I call integrity.
He's gone on trial for what the feds call putting his hands in the cookie jar one too many times. But dammit, like a true Roman statesman, he gets his kicks above the waistline.
Brings a tear to my eye. Here's to ya Sharpe.


1. Madison...you stupid....
Felt That One! at 3:48PM on Apr 1st 2008