Would you take relationship advice from an ex-pimp?That's the question that Fireside/Simon & Schuster is hoping tons of women will answer with a collective yes! when the publisher releases a paperback version of If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs: A Guide to Understanding Men.
Written by Big Boom, an ex-pimp and hustler, who is now reformed, the book is touted as down-to-earth advice on how to create a fulfilling, loving relationship. A celebrity bodyguard, Big Boom calls himself "the bodyguard for women's hearts." In his book, he accepts his call to duty by exposing "women's weaknesses" and showing women how to avoid "Mr. Never-Gonna-Happen, Mr. Infidelity, and a variety of other Mr. Wrongs."
I've only flipped through an advanced copy of this new edition because I'm always interested in what men have to say about how women should interact with them, which can range from the absurd to the insightful. But apparently, many women have already sought the straight-no-chaser advice of Big Boom. According to Simon & Schuster, the original version of If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs, was an Essence bestseller. Look for this new edition in June.


1. I've been married over 25 years and I won't take advice from a "Pimp". To acknowledge being a "Pimp" admits "You ain't got no love for Women". This fact negates any possible advice they may provide. Let me give a piece that works. Most men will play, but all Black man are guaranteed to play. What are you going to do about it? If you wimper in a corner waiting for him to value your gifts, then you can't win the game. You are one step closer to becoming a Lesbian. They want a submissive woman. If a woman can't handle herself they can't help a brother win the game. He will find someone who can. It's actually not about opening or closing your legs. Sex is highly overrated and dangerous. Why do you think so many players prefer a Clinton and a lap dance? If you want a relationship open your mind, get on your knees, and get the money first. If you've got real skills, relationships find you. Handle your business and baby that's a beautiful thang. You'll be Beyonce. Oh, you know women cheat too, but they just don't tell you. A good relationship works for you.
Cecil Jones at 2:45AM on Mar 30th 2007